Communist Omega Realm

Discussion in 'Random Posts' started by Ender 2.0, Feb 12, 2018.

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  1. Ender 2.0

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    I'm gonna start making these skits once a week like i did with @Golden_Theif , enjoy.

    Mikgreg> Hey Zek?

    ZexyZek> Yes?

    Mikgreg> •Pulls out a hammer and sickle•

    ZexyZek> Wha-

    Mikgreg> DEATH TO THE IMPERIALIST CAPITALIST SCUM! •Beats Zek to death with the hammer and sickle•

    Communist Omega Realm

    Mikgreg> Komrades, i am very depressed to say that Hannay, matthew, and BlueJay horrificly slaughtered ZexyZek via anal probing. As the new owner of omega realm i declare omega realm a communist server under the ideaology of Gregism. And i should always be adressed as "Supreme Owner" or you'll be sent to the music gulag. As for these 3 who brutally betrayed their owner, they sha'll be sentenced to death via Jacob Saurtorius..

    Meanwhile at the Music Gulag...

    Hannay> What is that...?

    BlueJay> WE DID NOTHING WRONG!

    Nescre> Silence you traitor!

    •A cylinder desends on them and encloses them•

    Nescre> Any last words?

    matthew> I don't wanna die a virgin!

    •Sweatshirt starts playing at max volume•

    All 3> AHHH! THIS IS TORTURE!!!!

    BlueJay> PLEASE LET ME TEAR OFF MY EARS!!

    In Mikgreg's office.

    Mikgreg> Okay, we're gonna bomb this server... this server... and that server...

    bqella> Supreme Owner! we have detected a nuke coming for us from North Korea!

    Mikgreg> What!? i thought me and Kim had an alliance! Nescre! FIRE THE NUKES!

    Nescre> I... •Dies from starvation•

    Mikgreg> Oh right, forgot to feed him.

    •Omega Realm gets nuked•

    The End.
     
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  2. Telsah

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    its not even related to communism
     
  3. Cloven

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  4. PunGowder

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    I hope this happens
     
  5. Nescre

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    I had a secret food stash all along
     
  6. Jenny

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    no u don't . . . .. . your death was the best part of this story
     
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  7. Cr0ssley

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