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how 2 make a perfecto neato helper plate.

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1. Marinate all of the applicants, and be sure to remove ALL spoiled applicants, a random bacteria called "DENIED" can usually kill. Let the applicants marinate for at least a week.
2. Remove all personality/mentality, this is IMPORTANT because this is a hooking edge to making the mind the tastiest treat. To make sure you have CORRECTLY driven any signs of personality away, here's a guide: https://www.webmd.com/depression/guide/depression-symptoms-and-types .
3. Restrict freedom, limit ALL sorts of activities to the pathetic helper, all must be slaves, this usually drives them to the brink of insanity.
4. Grill all Helpers for at least 10 minutes, make sure to use Helper Tests and assign the bad mentors to them to make an even more taster treat.
5. Enjoy.
 

matt

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1. Marinate all of the applicants, and be sure to remove ALL spoiled applicants, a random bacteria called "DENIED" can usually kill. Let the applicants marinate for at least a week.
2. Remove all personality/mentality, this is IMPORTANT because this is a hooking edge to making the mind the tastiest treat. To make sure you have CORRECTLY driven any signs of personality away, here's a guide: https://www.webmd.com/depression/guide/depression-symptoms-and-types .
3. Restrict freedom, limit ALL sorts of activities to the pathetic helper, all must be slaves, this usually drives them to the brink of insanity.
4. Grill all Helpers for at least 10 minutes, make sure to use Helper Tests and assign the bad mentors to them to make an even more taster treat.
5. Enjoy.
LOL
Couldn't agree more.
 

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All the current helpers be like "can't wait to try" but they're still helpers so they're going to be eaten soon :^)