how 2 make a perfecto neato helper plate.

Discussion in 'Tutorials' started by someotherguy333, Sep 12, 2018.

  1. someotherguy333

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    1. Marinate all of the applicants, and be sure to remove ALL spoiled applicants, a random bacteria called "DENIED" can usually kill. Let the applicants marinate for at least a week.
    2. Remove all personality/mentality, this is IMPORTANT because this is a hooking edge to making the mind the tastiest treat. To make sure you have CORRECTLY driven any signs of personality away, here's a guide: https://www.webmd.com/depression/guide/depression-symptoms-and-types .
    3. Restrict freedom, limit ALL sorts of activities to the pathetic helper, all must be slaves, this usually drives them to the brink of insanity.
    4. Grill all Helpers for at least 10 minutes, make sure to use Helper Tests and assign the bad mentors to them to make an even more taster treat.
    5. Enjoy.
     
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  2. WholesomePenguin

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    LOL
    Couldn't agree more.
     
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  3. Sadeee

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    i cant wait to try it yum
     
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  4. Tonal

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    Now that's a spicy meatball!
     
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  5. DoorMqtt

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    ok
     
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  6. Refractyte

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    All the current helpers be like "can't wait to try" but they're still helpers so they're going to be eaten soon :^)
     
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  7. WholesomePenguin

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    lol
     
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    Poor helpers, my heart and soul goes out to them.
     
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