To think My than apprentice would accuse me of such accusations how appalling.I, Sir Solton the Third Esquire of the Survival Realm, hereby declare this an act of immense treason.
As for nobility of the highest stature - sanctioned by no other than the deity Mikgregington himself - see this act as an unconstitutional and unlawful rebellion rooting from no other than OmegaRealm's top cultist party and insurgency.
These hollow pledges are both invalid and will not be achieved as they are propaganda to the ears of Omega's people. I, as a self-appointed King of OmegaRealm and, shall protect the people of which reside. I will enact numerous acts that provide cookies for every supporting citizen of our great nation; I shall additionally annihilate any act of petty defiance.
Stand with Solev; Stand with OmegaRealm.
Love you all.